he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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