And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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