I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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