I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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