Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
His nipple licking is glorious
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