I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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