Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Randomize
