Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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