Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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