Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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