Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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