I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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