There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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