no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
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