screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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