Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
cat food counts as protein by the way
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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