The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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