You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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