quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
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