dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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