yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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