I wish I could punch you in the face.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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