and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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