How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
