3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
The air was thick with penises
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
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