he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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