Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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