Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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