ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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