Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
