yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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