so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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