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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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