I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
