scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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