i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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