Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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