didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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