All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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