worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
They took my balls.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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