I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
how do flat chested girls get laid?
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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