My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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