I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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