I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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