just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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