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I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
it's not cheating when I paid for it
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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