I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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