oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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