sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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