I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
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