Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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