I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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